Parody of 'London Bridge is Falling Down'

The Bridge in Harrow's closing down,
Closing down, closing down.
The Bridge in Harrow's closing down,
Says the Labour Council.

You can use the local pubs,
The local pubs, the local pubs,
You can use the local pubs,
Says the Labour Council.

Local pubs are full of drunks,
Full of drunks, full of drunks,
Local pubs are full of drunks,
Say all us users.

Tell the drunks to move away,
to move away, to move away,
Tell the drunks to move away,
Says the Labour Council.

Where will all the drunks go then,
drunks go then, drunks go then,
Where will all the drunks go then,
Ask all us users.

We will put them all in the Gaols,
All in the Gaols, all in the Gaols,
We will put them all in the Gaols,
Says the Labour Council.

Gaols will then over-flow,
Then over-flow, then over-flow,
Gaols will then over-flow,
Say all us users.

We will build more Gaols for them,
Gaols for them, Gaols for them,
We will build more Gaols for them,
Says the Labour Council.

How will you then build these Gaols,
build these Gaols, build these Gaols,
How will you then build these Gaols,
Ask all us users.

We'll build it up with bricks and mortar,
Bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar,
We'll build it up with bricks and mortar,
Says the Labour Council.

How'll you buy the bricks and mortar,
Bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar,
How'll you buy the bricks and mortar,
Ask all us users.

We'll find some cash by making cuts,
By making cuts, by making cuts,
We'll find some cash by making cuts,
Says the Labour Council.